Enough with the fucking webs already! Seriously. That is why I spray the hose at you when I water the plants. Every day I walk outside you 'spin' your webs to catch food, but I have to destroy it because I don't like webs in the face. One of you learned after the 4th or 5th time I took down your web that was right over the walkway, to maybe put it up in a different spot that us humans don't have to walk through.
So, spiders, I know we can coexist if you stop being such douchebags. You out number me, but I'm bigger. Let's erase the hate. Let us walk peacefully from our home to the street, and in return I'll stop spraying you with water. Deal?
- ▼ 2008 (26)